We rarely, rarely print reader emails. Mostly because we don't really take pleasure in embarrassing you, our dear readers … and because most emails we get are so full of expletives that the main point of the letter (usually "you are the devil") gets lost.

But today, because news is slow, and this made us laugh, we will share. A reader writes today:

I am so sorry to bother you. I hope you are having a really great day. Oh my gosh! I just love your site! You are doing a really great job! Great job. Can you please get back to me whenever you may get this? I am trying to get in touch with an editor at your site. It is about adding an article to your site on a hot new celebrity. He is just PERFECT for your site! Please. i mean perfect. He is the #1 searched celebrity in the world this week and is being profiled as one of the male superstars and also being profiled in Hello Magazine. There are article on him from Australia through Europe from the BBC to the observer to so fourth. He is already listed as one of the sexiest celebrities and biggest stars. I can help you with anything you may need. But you have to add an article on him or add him to your site.. Please get back to me whenever you may get this - on who to write. Whatever you want to do would be perfect. Please get back whenever you may get this. Thank you so much and I hope you are having a great day.

Omigod, omigod! Who do you guys think this is? Jake Gyllenhaal? Wentworth Miller? We just don't know! And we are sort of scared to write this person back to find out …

But we hate to think there is somebody so fabulous out there which we aren't covering. So if you want to send your guesses (via email or comment) we can decide if someone we give a shit about pops up, and we'll write something about him.

We can't promise a whole article, but maybe we'll just dig up some photos and keep our eyes open for good gossip about him.