How else to explain the nearly identical Us Weekly and Life & Style covers than to assume it was the Bauer pub who stole Janice Min's idea?

Rumor-counters L&S EIC Mark Pasetsky: "There is no truth to this story whatsoever. I had no concept of what they were working on." Retorts Us: "Everything about Life & Style's cover story is a poor imitation."

Demands the peanut gallery slash Britney's kids: "Help us!" [P6]