This morning, U.S. Secretary of State Condi Rice finally let the worst-kept secret in Washington out of the bag when she admitted to having a partiality for the Fox News network.

Although Bill O'Reilly, Brit Hume and Hannity and Colmes each described their reaction as, "one of "shock and amazement," the rest of the universe was somewhat less than floored by the admission:

Condoleezza Rice let slip her media preferences on Thursday, saying "I love every single one" of Fox News network's correspondents and also favors CBS anchor Harry Smith.

In comments overheard on an open microphone between morning television interviews, including one with Fox, the top U.S. diplomat said: "My Fox guys, I love every single one of them."

Undeterred, liberal news host Keith Olbermann plans to "rigorously vie for Condaleezza's affection" just as soon as he's done beating the crap out of Geraldo Rivera.