Our inbox is often home to many an email we don't want, care for, or shouldn't be seeing. It's often a dumping ground for some of the most entertaining pleas for advice, as well as many a subscription complaint for Celebrity Living (remember that mag?). But yesterday, one brave soul grew so tired of reading all Leslie Sloane Zelnik's soundbites for Lindsay Lohan and Sienna Miller — and asked us to help her start giving them:

Is Ms. Zelnik (or any other publicist) looking for an executive assistant? If so, please have them contact me via e-mail.

We know you're reading us, Leslie. So if you do have an opening for an interested candidate to field the dozen daily calls from Page Six and the LAT, send us an email. We've got your gal.