On Monday, we told you O.J.'s hypothetical confession could hypothetically have been written by some other guy.** Yesterday, we told you O.J.'s been shopping a new book around. And now, we're telling you that publishers can't wait to get their hands on it.

Or, as those eloquent headline-writers over at the Daily News put it, "There's plenty of Juice for O.J. book, att'y sez."

Either way, according to Simpson's (waspily-named) lawyer, Yale Galanter, the phone has been ringing off the hook with people wanting to sign a book deal with the suspected double-murderer:

"I get calls all the time. I've got three e-mails today from people wanting to talk to Simpson about doing a book," attorney Yale Galanter told the Daily News yesterday.

And, even better, this time The Juice would even deign to share the proceeds with the families of the people he killed!

Galanter said that if he is involved in any future book deal with Simpson, it will be structured "where everyone will share in the [financial] pie," including Ron Goldman's family.

You hear that? Three emails AND multiple phone calls, all from people wanting to hear more about O.J.'s wife-killing memoirs. Unfortunately for The Juice (and his attorney), however, Ron Goldman's family isn't exactly ready to sign at the dotted line:

"There's not a chance I am going to assist that murdering S.O.B. so he can earn money. I'll never go in business with the man who killed my son," Fred Goldman told the Daily News.

Too bad, O.J. Guess you'll have to send out a "mass email" and give everyone the bad news.

**Although it wasn't.