In Style's New Editor Ariel Foxman Gives Little Billy Lightfoots Hope of One Day Being a Real Life Wilhelmina Slater

It's okay for homosexual Aaron Hicklin to run Out, because Out is a homosexual magazine. It's okay for homosexual Jim Nelson to run GQ, because GQ's fashion, style, and culture sensibility are something homosexuals know all about. But is homosexual Ariel Foxman right to run Time Inc.'s In Style, the magazine for fashionable women? Too bad — you don't get to decide, because Foxman (the former editor of men's shopping failure Cargo) was just named editor of the thing, with current editor Charla Lawhon moving upstairs to an umbrella position. It could be argued that Foxman is not right for the job, because men just simply don't understand the lady style leanings of a book like In Style. But it could be argued Foxman is perfect for the job, because he is a homosexual, and homosexuals know what women want. Also, he likes shopping, or at least magazines that encourage it. Either way, this is good news for Joe Zee, the homosexual and creative director at Elle, a magazine he might one day use Foxman's In Style editorship as leverage to take over. You know, when Robbie Myers is done with the thing.

Sep 17, 2008 · posted by david · Link · 1 Response
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No. 1 jane says:

this is the dumbest thing I've ever read.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 3:46 pm
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