How's this for lame interview opportunities?

Fuse TV, the music channel that is neither MTV nor Much, is making available host "Steven," WHO HAS LISTENED TO THE NEW MADONNA ALBUM AND CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO EXPECT!

This would almost be a worthwhile opportunity, if only the chunk of America who has any interest in Hard Candy hadn't already previewed Madonna's new album online or downloaded it illegally off BitTorrent. But thanks for the opportunity for hearsay.

INTERVIEW OPPORTUNITY: TALK WITH FUSE HOST STEVEN ABOUT MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM HARD CANDY, THEN TUNE IN TO FUSE SATURDAY, MAY 3 AT 10PM ET TO WATCH MADONNA IN HER FIRST-EVER APPEARANCE ON FUSE - A 1/2 HR SPECIAL, DEDICATED TO HARD CANDY.

WHAT:
Talk to Fuse host Steven who had an opportunity to hear tracks off of Madonna's
anticipated new release, Hard Candy. He'll tell you what fans can expect and if he thinks that this album is going to live up to the hype of the ever-evolving diva.

WHERE:
On the phone or in studio

WHEN:
Friday, April 25 or Monday, April 28 (album drops on 4/29)

TUNE IN TO FUSE:
Saturday, May 3 at 10pm ET
She's only got 4 Minutes to Save the World, but she'd taking a break to talk to Fuse host Steven, co-host of Fuse's live daily show, "The Sauce" and EP and host of "Steven's Untitled Rock Show." Join us for a super-exclusive interview special with Madonna in her first ever Fuse appearance. It's the Queen of Pop like you've never seen and she's dishing on her new album Hard Candy, including the smash hit 4 Minutes to Save the World. It's hard, sticky and you'll only find it on Fuse.

ABOUT STEVEN:
A true music devotee with an encyclopedic knowledge of a multitude of genres - Steven is an expert on all things music. As co-host of Fuse's live daily show, "The Sauce" and EP and host of "Steven's Untitled Rock Show," Steven has being kissed by Gwen Stefani and Beyonce, interviewed Rose McGowen and Hilary Swank, and has had the opportunity to work alongside artists like Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Linkin Park and many more.

Steven also shares his musical insight via his column in ALTERNATIVE PRESS, indie music’s hottest monthly magazine, and as an expert guest on shows like CNN Showbiz Today, Inside Edition, Fox News Live and Court TV’s Hollywood Heat.