“Made of only the best pure blue agaves in the highlands of Jalisco, Mexico, this tasty beverage comes in three varieties (Blanco, Resposado and Anejo) for your sipping pleasure.” That’s one pitch for Frida Kahlo Tequila, a party bevy branded around the famed Mexican painter.

But do nightlife titans really want to be seen ordering unibrows for bottle service?

Well, actually, there are worse options.

From left to right: Trump Vodka, Danny DeVito’s Limoncello, Roberto Cavalli Vodka, Lorraine Bracco Wine, and Lil Jon Wine.