Because everything Paris can do, Nicole can do better, the new mama is peddling her own reality show to find … the next Nicole Richie! Sound familiar to Hilton's own show, to find her new BFF? Yes, a bit. But Richie's smart: Seeing her friend secure her own deal is ample evidence networks are eager for this type of fare. In Richie's version, contestants would battle it out to prove they can match Richie's most prolific talent: the ability to become famous for being famous. (Though it helps to have an equally ambitious best friend.) The winner would receive a prize appropriate of her talents: her very own reality show. Reports EW: "Word is at least three cable networks are interested in the pitch." And not to crap on Richie's idea – because, who are we kidding, this show will totally get picked up – but that's sort of like saying, "Yeah, at least three execs have time for a lunch at Spago."