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Jamie-Lynn Spears' Lactating Nips Loose in Wal-Mart

Little Squirts

There are approximately 12 pictures of Jamie-Lynn Spears' post-baby tahtahs floating around Louisiana right now, and the feds are looking to bust someone at Wal-Mart for peddling pornography. Just another day in the life of these classy Southern broads.

Spears' baby daddy Casey Aldridge took his digital camera chip into the superstore to get the pictures developed of Jamie Lynn breast-feeding their daughter Maddie, which is a totally normal thing to want pictures of, in order to show your daughter's future boyfriends when they come by the house.

Now it's believed that a security breach allowed a Wal-Mart employee to make copies of the pics with the intent to sell them online, which could land the culprit in federal prison if caught. Scandal!

And while we feel for Jamie-Lynn and Casey, there are two questions that this story raises:

1) Who still gets their pictures developed at Wal-Mart? (Obvious answer: Anyone in the Spears family)

and

2) Who wants pictures of leaky boobs? (Obvious answer: The Federlines)

Jamie Lynn would be advised to take some quick topless pics ASAP and sell them to the highest bidder, much like she did with her $1 million dollar baby pics to OK!. It's a smart way to bypass the tabloids and the eventual leak (hah!) of the pics, while making a boobload of cash. Everyone wins! Including law enforcement: She's still 17.

Comments (3)
No. 1 · tacky news

Does the FBI really have the manpower to waste on this trailer-trash saga? Who really cares if this pubescent promiscuous teenager mom has her mammary glands exposed to the public view? What a total waste of taxpayers money!

Posted: Sep 22, 2008 at 11:42 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Misha

The TMZ story is false and based on a misunderstanding of federal laws!
Breast exposure, without more, is NOT ILLEGAL according to American federal child porn law. It doesn't matter what the purpose or intent of the picture is. If there is no lascivious exhibition of the pubic region, and no sexual act, it is legal.

If you have a problem with breast feeding why don't you try to arrest sellers of Penelope Cruz's well-known film "Jamon Jamon" which shows her having her breasts sucked by a man? It was filmed in Spain before she was 18. The federal government will tell you that film is legal too. That's why it's available for sale from so many American DVD stores.

Posted: Sep 22, 2008 at 6:11 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Coco Channel

Who cares if she breast feeds? Seriously, this is shit!!

That is one friggin UGLY kid!! I saw Lynn Spears holding her, not only is that child FUG, but it looks like the poor thing is not all kosher.

Jaden has FAS and now this poor child look like she'll be on the short bus. The results of inbreeding..

Posted: Sep 22, 2008 at 7:06 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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