We flipped through this new issue of Us Weekly once this afternoon, and it caught us off guard. We couldn't tell what it was, though, but after our third page-by-page skim, it was clear.

There, not in the middle of the magazine, not staring up at us, not accusing Bauer and AMI of making up Brangelina stories, was not the two-page "Fake News" spread we've grown so fond of.

Did Janice forget? (As if.) Has she concluded that her point was proven? (Perhaps.) Has she run out of stories that other tabloids got wrong that she also didn't err in? (Likely.)

After five (or is it six?) weeks of eager expectation to see which covers of Life & Style and Star she would put to the scanner, the Jann Wenner hit job has run its course.

But there's always next week.