Clarifying speculation that Jennifer Lopez would continue pimping out her children post-People magazine with her new TLC show, manager Simon Fields insists the new series “is not a reality show. It’s a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life.”

Oh good, glad we made clear the new show would be … an informercial.