This month Glamour is filled with half-truths. Along with a thin America Ferrera, Jessica Coen, former Gawker editor and current New York Magazine editor, presents herself as a contrite ex-blogger.

It’s not that we have any doubt that working from home writing nasty things about strangers online could affect one’s psyche. It’s more that Jessica Coen totally reinvents herself as a Glamour reader. The Jessica Coen she describes is weight obsessed, insecure and judgmental of penis size.

In the spirit of Jessica Coen’s call for kindness in the blogsphere, we would have pegged her as more of a Cosmo girl. Seriously, not even gynecologists offices subscribe to Glamour.