• Foxy Brown pleads "not guilty" to pulling a Naomi Campbell.

• We've finally found somebody crazier than the "I Will Blow Your For Genesis Tickets" guy.

• Urban legends are sometimes real! A 7-foot python was found in the sewer pipes of a woman's apartment.

• It's hard out there for a pimp. Especially the one named Joe Francis.

• According to Wikipedia, O.J. Simpson leads the NFL in "most murders in a single season." Sometimes, even when Wikipedia is wrong, it's also kind of right.

• Rudy Giulani's attempt to literally capitalize on 9/11 (by fundraising in increments of $9.11) fails so miserably he actually ends up barely breaking even.