• What's more depressing: that people want to keep their hunting gun by their bed or that some couples can't share and are ordering two of these shot gun racks?

• We didn't mean to mock Rebecca Romijn twice in one day, but she looks so much like a certain drag queen we couldn't resist.

• Despite what Fox news reports, Nas does have a new album to drop. And he's changed the name of his new album from "nigga" to "nigger." Now that he's cleaned it up, Wal-Mart is sure to stock it.

• Male frontal nudity rumors: There's talk of a Brokeback Mountain 2. It shouldn't be a problem that one of the main characters is dead. Think how well Oliver's Story, the sequel to Love Story, went.

• Proactiv: an effective way to treat acne or an overpriced and over-endorsed version of Clearasil that doesn't work anyway? Discuss.

• When you ask Janet Jackson questions about her exposed nipple, you're asking Tyler Perry questions about his exposed nipple. And that means trouble.