• Janet Jackson's future-husband refuses to forgive Justin Timberlake for leaving JJ high and dry in the aftermath of that whole totally spontaneous "wardrobe malfunction."

• Random House is voted the best publishing house to work for, which must be extremely reassuring for those first-year editorial assistants who are (barely) subsiding on ramen noodles, raw ambition and under $25K/year.

• Always on the frontlines of rising social trends, Sunday Styles reveals that going to weddings solo can be either incredibly lonely or a great place to pick up men.

• Raging wildfires blaze towards the coast in Southern California. Fortunately, the San Diego Zoo's Wild Animal Park has been closed and animals are being moved. Still in danger: Everybody else.

• Trader Joe's seems to have missed the memo that most people in NYC would skip The Olive Garden even without the special on Pesto Tortellini.

• Prison guards bribe inmates with free playing cards and are rewarded with a tip to an unsolved 2005 murder, thereby begging the question: what kind of information would they get in exchange for cigarettes or the elusive "Get Out Of Rape Free" card?