• Paula Abdul and her much-younger boyfriend call it quits. We're guessing he's all too familiar with her propensity for spontaneous crying and blaming her drunken brawls on nighttime cold meds.

• Rachel Weisz explores her outdoorsy side.

• Pierce Brosnan unleashes years of pent-up British repression by assaulting a photog. Agent 007 would sooo not approve.

• Rosie awkwardly hits up Martha Stewart for a job, belatedly discovers that the "I visited you in the clink" line doesn't always work.

• Tracey Edmonds suffers short-term memory loss, mistakes Eddie Murphy for a doting dad.

• Birthday girl Ashlee Simpson treats herself to an 80's prom. Except this time around, she's the belle of the ball instead of just an unborn fetus.