• Aw, fake news anchor and all-around nice guy Jon Stewart has pledged to continue paying his writers' salaries for up to two weeks! At which point, they'll all be fired.

• Is creating a website to find a random girl on the 4 train creepy or endearing? And, more importantly, will it get you laid?

• When you're standing next to a drag queen, it's hard not to look manly. And yet, Carson Kressley pulls it off masterfully.

• Want to touch something Gary Coleman has touched repeatedly? We didn't think so.

• Gisele Bundchen has a great body. And an even greater financial adviser.

• Harper's editor Lewis Lapham finally cracks and buys a computer. Next up for Lapham: subtly tinkering with his own Wikipedia profile.