• More surprising than the fact that Brooke Hogan lip-syncs? The fact that people actually showed up to watch her perform.
• Breaking: O.J. possibly didn't do it! Sources say there's a remote possibility Simpson didn't even know about the gun used during the crazy Vegas robbery-slash-shitshow meltdown. Either that or he was totally set up by some racist cops.
• Bounty hunter continues to be racist, slanderous otherwise disagreeable.
• Former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood cleans up at the Country Music Awards, leaves Ruben Studdard to once again wonder exactly where he went so wrong.
• Super-sized grandmother attempts to seduce Enrique Iglesias with her humongous girdle.
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