• 50 Cent pulls an Amy Winehouse. Intern Whitney explains, "A tv crew had the go-ahead to go into his dressing room and when the camera walked in he and his entourage were all over a table snorting something." Action starts around the 1:35 mark.

• Incredibly well connected daughters of politicians: they're just like us!

• Britney Spears' exonerated baby-daddy JR Rotem has apparently hit the internets in search of a "hot Jewish girl."

• Jenna Bush reminds us how much more we'd like her easygoing dad, if only he weren't sitting in the oval office.

• Oprah and Gayle fail to make People's 2007 list of the "Cutest Celebrity Couples." Better luck next year, girls!

• Everyone check out our boss' glamorous big-screen debut!