• LeAnn Rimes totally transitions from overweight child star to amazingly toned country has-been.

• Wesley Snipes doesn't deny that he cheated on his taxes. He just tries to distract everyone by turning it into a race thing.

• Law & Order: Criminal Intent stars ask for a raise, remain blissfully unaware they're on the "crappy spinoff."

• Mischa Barton to play a lesbian in the forthcoming biopic of t.A.T.u. Because, apparently, now it only takes two hit songs in order to become biopic-worthy.

• When forced to pose for pictures next to his ex, Justin Timberlake simply grits his teeth and puts on a horribly-awkward face.

• Christina Aguilera might have a little genie in the bottle, if you know what we mean. No? Oh, well.