• Philadelphia Channel 3 loves the dykes. Their "vacationing" Anchorwoman Alycia “with a y” Lane is less amorous toward them.

• Ron Paul's blimp is as confused as Ron Paul's presidency.

• Kanye West doesn't care about black people.

• Progress: Women can bartend in India. Less progress: women in India can now exploit themselves for tips.

• Naomi Campbell is now a model slash journalist, specializing in Q&As with dictators even crazier than she is.

• Facebook is taking over the world. Or not. Probably not.