• Lindsay Lohan is having trouble staying sober. Let's all judge her regression, making staying clean even more difficult for her.

• The New Republic can't decide which Democratic candidate to support. All 14 of its subscribers in Iowa remain perplexed about whom to caucus for tonight.

• A blogger much more determined than we'll ever be tries to understand the appeal of Celine Dion and concludes that she's a genius.

• The Huffington Post shares our loss over Public Eye

• This too will pass: It's going to be warmer tomorrow. We realize that weather isn't media or gossip related, but it's all anyone can think about these days.