• If you see more pantless people on the subway than usual on Sunday, the joke is on you. Improv Everywhere takes over public transit this weekend.

• Justice by example: Marion Jones was given a six-month sentence for using steroids. Your parents weren't kidding when they said life isn't fair.

• We can't believe we're agreeing with Jon Friedman, but the awards shows really are stupid.

• Katie Holmes is running the Boston Marathon, just kidding, she's not. This is the slowest Friday ever.

• Sharon Waxman leaves the Times (print is dying) to start a web project (all the money is online).

• Washington Blader Brian Moylan takes over Next magazine. How queer.

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