• Suri Cruise has already grown disillusioned with fame. So precocious!

• That Vivica A. Fox sex tape is fake, because you know Vivica would be getting a cut if that shit were real.

• Trump Soho fell apart, sadly not in the figurative sense.

• If a white lesbian is more popular than a black woman, what does that mean for Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton tomorrow in Michigan?

• Breaking: ESP is BS.

• Rumors on the internet: Jay-Z is to become a baby daddy.

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