• Breaking: Iraq is dangerous.

• Hey, you know what would be really awesome? If politicians stopped invoking Martin Luther King.

• The Hollywood Foreign Press gets into a bitch-fight. This has no barring on the spring TV season, so whatever.

• Prada unveils tutus for men. The fashion prayers of dozens are finally answered.

• Keep your SUV parked safely in your three-car garage. Kiefer Sutherland was released after 48 days in jail for DUI and violating probation.