• We’ve been listening to the Hot Chip song, “Ready For The Floor” on all day repeat. The video is pretty cool, too.

• In the reality TV equivalent of George Clooney rejoining the cast of ER, which never happened, Lo is going to be a featured player on The Hills next season, not just “Lauren’s Friend.” You mean LC’s BFF from Laguna Beach? Yes, we’re familiar with Lo.

• Our gay li’l brother Queerty got a redesign today. The gays always age better than the straights. Also, a lesbian endorses Hillary Clinton. Too bad no one cares about that minority this election cycle.

• Intern Whitney cheats on us with Mollygood. It’s cool, because we have an open relationship. We’re actually seeing another intern right now. No, well, yeah, we were hoping for something a bit more serious. But, yeah, we understand. Play the field. No, really, we hope it works out.

• If making fun of Cosmopolitan were so easy, how come this cover parody is so funny?

• A little kid gives George Bush the face we’ve all been waiting seven years to give him.