• Puff Daddy is literally begging for you to participate in democracy. If that and Facebook status updates don’t do it for you, the terrorists will win if you don’t vote.

• If your idea of a good time is to get stoned and watch the 10 funniest anti-drug commercials in advertising history, you might have a problem. Also, you’re in luck because Best Week Ever did all the work for you.

• We have so much in common with the gays: we both hate on Jay Leno. Seriously, the guy’s not funny. Would it kill you to read a book before bed?

• Hillary Clinton unveils her Super Tuesday strategy: having a cold on national TV. The woman is genius.

• Spoilers from The Hills, aka Lauren Conrad life right now don’t really make sense. Then again, neither does the show. Whatever, California is so pretty.

• Hey, Sheryl Crow is still around. The mid-90s were a simpler time.