• Heidi and Spencer really believer her post-USSR “Higher” video was great art. This is what MTV does to the kids.

• The polls say that Jews don’t like Obama. How could that be? The media loves him.

• Christina Aguilera seems to be going through postpartum depression and is taking it out on her face.

• Tyra Banks is jealous of Oprah. And she’s also a liar. That’s why she’ll never be Oprah.

• Playgirl model and ex-Days of Our Lives actor Marcus Patrick defends his decision to pose nude, saying “I’m not going to have this body forever.” The spread cost him his DooL gig, but the body he has right now is pretty good.

• Hide your kids, the crazies are out. Britney Spears was released from the hospital today. And so the cycle begins again.

• Black Model Watch continues. Guess what designers? People other than 17 year-old Russians cab look good in your clothes.