• If you're going to be romantic tonight, you could do worse than incorporating the video above.

• After all these years, Snoop Dogg would never get arrested for gun possession, and by gun possession, we mean possession of having arm muscles.

• New York City condom ads feature a Toronto landmark. At this point it might just be easier to move to Canada.

• Even gay old-diggers have trouble finding love.

• Mary-Louise Parker is engaged! And where is Billy Crudup now? Nowhere.

• This haiku perfectly encapsulates Gary Coleman's new marriage:

The Wasatch Valley
Yields more weddings than Vegas
True love? Not likely.