• Kanye West finally admits to being a douchebag, explaining, "I made so many mistakes the past year, I started swimming in wack juice I needed to get out of."

• Britney Spears' comeback album is either really amazing or total crap. Either way, it's delayed until sometime in 2008.

• Rosie O'Donnell's meeting with The Price of Right was "nice." At least, that's what she wrote in her crappy, annoying blog.

• Lindsay Lohan learns there are other ways to get out her aggression besides drinking and driving under the influence of white powder. Like hitting people!

• OMG, did you ever notice how much same sex marriage is like Dr. Frankenstein's monster? No? Hmm, you must be a Democrat.