• Why it really, really sucks to have a baby in early July.

• Lance Bass, doing what he does best: sucking.

• From Stereohyped: "Neverland has 3,000 acres - [Michael Jackson] likes privacy. You can’t find as many properties like that on the West Coast.” Which is weird, actually, cause we thought there were a ton of crazy effeminate millionaires who owned village-sized estates complete with giant roller coasters.

• Robbie Williams takes a break from inhaling java to leak an excerpt of a new crazy religious track.

• Janet Jackson loses her battle with losing weight.

• Hugh Grant personally subsidized Divine Brown's children's college education.