• Stephon Marbury really, really likes kissing his sister, prompting a obsessed Ferris Bueller fan to pipe in with, "So, that's how it it is in their family."

• Rare pink dolphin spotted in Louisiana lake. Dolphin attributes his unusual skin color to a proliferation of red socks.

• Jim Carrey to play Ebineezer Scrooge in an upcoming big screen version of A Christmas Carol. Carrey's stint as a grumpy, penny-pinching old miser is said to incite fear in small children and money grubbing Scientologists alike.

• If they wanted A Mighty Heart to flourish in urban areas, perhaps studio execs should have considered not casting a white actress in the role of Mariane Pearl.

• Surprisingly, the Paris Hilton rock opera is infinitely more watchable than her actual interview with Larry King.

• Local Fox News reporter suspended after crazy hate-rant that centered largely around the "n-bomb."