• Pamela Anderson and David Spade?? Seriously, is there any way this guy's secret weapon doesn't rhyme with "roofies?"

• Who cares if Fergie was lip synching or not? We're calling her out on those fugly yellow pants.

• Muggle Daniel Radcliffe still hotter than Rupert Grint.

• Who knew that people still wanted to see Cameron Diaz act? (And, no, "pretending to be over Justin Timberlake" doesn't count).

• For someone who hates ending up in the tabloids, Mischa Barton sure lights up her fair share of doobies.

• We're not quite sure when dancing actually went out of style, but according to the Grey Lady, it's totally back.