• Arianna Huffington fractures her heel walking over a metal grate while out for a stroll with Charlie Rose. Tough break, Huffington. Why don't you blog about it?

• Because nothing says rip-roaring good time like getting spit on by Amy "Desperately Needs Rehab" Winehouse.

• OMG, former N'Syncer (and current gay poster boy) Lance Bass, out on the town with his brand-new model boyfriend! Meanwhile, is it just us, or does Lance always look kind of, well, lost?

• In between applying for waitressing jobs and taking off all of her clubs, Britney Spears actually finds time to shoot a music video.

• Usher's number one fan is finally starting to realize that the object of her affections is kind of a douche.

• Finally, someone who feels exactly the same way we do about Harry Potter. Except completely the opposite.