• Maybe Diane Sawyer should quit this whole news anchor thing and become a social worker. Because the whole anchor-therapist thing isn't going as well as she thinks. [Defamer]

• Was Oakland Post editor Chauncey Bailey killed over an investigative story he was working on? [SH]

• Lohan reveals that she would never drink and drive. Just like you'd never strip in a B horror movie. [TMZ]

• Sure the Murdochs own like all of the nation's/world's media, but do they own an original Vincent Van Gough? No! [AP]

• Slate writer John Swansburg fills us in on what it's like for grown-ups to heely (those wheely shoes) and it's just like we expected: all sorts of awkward. [Slate]

• Lance Bass should be appreciative he's getting any attention, let alone too much. [Queerty]