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Bourne Ultimatum Marketing Team Reaches New Lows Heights
• At least Matt Damon won't forget where he lives.
• If Perez Hilton and Roseanne got into a fight, we put our money on Roseanne. You know, because she has a shotgun.
• This Texas man is redefining the phrase "cheap-ass motherfucker."
• Looks like cancer and a fever won't stop Pavarotti from blessing us with his beautiful voice.
• The reason you gained 40 lbs this year has nothing to do with your nasty Chipotle habit. Its that pesky "fat hormone." And your fat friend's fault.
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He may live in a loft in a small building in Manhattan but in Miami Beach he is one of the bigger landowners. He has bought the two houses on each side of his 6000 North Bay Road mansion. They are going to be demolish to give him empty, I guess lanscaped, space. That will give him an enormous amount of bayshore land. The permits are in.
That's nuts, they should slap a gynormous Bourne poster on those houses. Don't the people of Miami deserve to be advertised to?