• Damn, Nicole Richie is looking thick.

• Some guy you've never heard of swims around Manhattan three times for some disease you've never heard of.

• The former New Jersey first lady reaches out to soon-to-be former Mrs. Idaho Senator. We knew it!

• CBS tries to reassure advertisers that it didn't just restage Lord of the Flies when filming Kid Nation.

• Kenan Thompson plans to drop 60 pounds to play Barack Obama for SNL. Here's hoping they both make it past the primary!

• Seriously, CBGB is over.