• Did Cathy Horyn like Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B show? No, apparently she did not. Says Horyn: "Among the words I wrote in my notebook, until my pen came to a stop, were 'blob,' 'very last season,' 'bad secretary,' 'astonishingly bad,' and 'Ditzville." Well, damn!

• American Next Top Model winner Caridee is, paradoxically, neither modeling nor a winner.

• Samantha Ronson (celebrity DJ and Lindsay Lohan's sometimes-girlfriend) reminds us why sister Charlotte is the fashionable one.

• Man sues bodega. 'Nuff said.

• Only days after Whoopi Goldberg's Michael Vick-defending debut, The View officially announces that Sherri Shepherd will be playing the role of pre-gastric bypass Star Jones.

• Why Mary-Kate Olsen isn't smiling.