• Jessica Alba doesn't work out. Doesn't diet. Doesn't prevaricate. Ever.

• Don't bee afraid of using your cellphone at those fancy garden parties. It was actually a virus that was killing all the bumblebees.

• Breaking: Another conservative Republican candidate is formally opposed to same-sex marriage.

• Amy Winehouse's father generously offers to take control of her bank account.

• Former underwear model Antonio Sabato Jr. is looking for a lovely lady who doesn't mind getting up early, giving up alcohol and riding on the back of a Harley.