• MTV's exec president describes Tila Tequila's trashtastic new dating show as "a roller-coaster ride of drama, conflict and emotion, busting stereotypes and challenging the norm." When asked for comment, an irate Justin Timberlake responds, "Play a video!"

• Meanwhile, JT finally gets recognized for being kind of a dick.

• Also, Justin reportedly celebrated his "Best Male Artist" pickup by banging Rihanna, much to the disappointment of Jessica Biel's disproportionately large ass.

• Meanwhile, Britney celebrates her short-lived VMA's "comeback" by showing everyone her hairless vagina.

• Dame Anita Roddick, the founder of The Body Shop, dies, leaves behind a lasting legacy of crappy kiwi-strawberry flavored lip balm and overpriced mango bodywash.

• Which cast member of The Fashionista Diaries always makes it a point to be "articulate and cassy?" (Hint: It's not Bridget.)