• Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez is confident that this whole cheating-on-his-wife scandal will not affect his game, nor detract from his modus operandi of "hitting lots of homeruns, then sucking in the playoffs."
• Post columnist Andrea Peyser would never take back a significant other if he threw lye in her face, just FYI.
• Has Kent Brownridge finally nabbed Dennis Publishing? And, if so, does this entitle him to an all-expenses paid trip to Maxim's new Dominican Republic brothel hotel?
• LA Times calls So You Think You Can Dance "the most gay-friendly show" on television. Clearly, they've forgotten all about Tinky Winky.
• This woman's morning sickness was so bad she decided to have an abortion. And to think, some people still want to reverse Roe v. Wade!
Editorial Director
Ugh. Obsessive fanchick of you guys here, but I'm not sure which is worse. CNN's goofy coverage or it's inclusion in the Jiblets jokes. Hyperemesis gravidarum is NOT morning sickness. CNN is a bunch of gits for even starting out that way. I had HG with my last pregnancy and I wanted to die, and I wasn't even the worst case of the women I talked to. There were days I threw up over 20 times. I could drive a CAR and puke. Some women end up having central lines put in just to get enough nutrition to stay alive. So yeah, I'm all about pro-choice on that count. Before I got on drug number four (at over $1000 a month… imagine having no insurance coverage!) I was ready to sign up for whatever method of termination they could give me.
I'll get off my soapbox now and continue giggling over Janice Min now.
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