• The New York Times confuses real news with Joseph Gordon-Levitt talking about French accents.

• Wrist Watch: Owen Wilson is out and about.

• From ABC: "Us Weekly, OK! relied on verified circ as newsstands waver." Celebrity weeklies being intentionally deceptive? The horror!

• Meanwhile, our future drinking buddy Kent Brownridge steps up his game, calling for more accurate circ reports and warning Rolling Stone, "There's only room in this town for one totally irrelevant music magazine."

• NYU students beware! AOL is moving its corporate headquarters from Dulles, Virginia to Astor Place, and we hear they're already considering "Off The Wagon" as their new executive hangout.

• GalleyCat tries to pick a fight with Oprah, fails to realize their own relative insignificance