• We're used to seeing Courtney Love look wasted. We're not used to seeing her wasting away.

• Turns out Chris Crocker's wee is even shorter than his fifteen minutes of fame. Zing! (Very, very NSFW).

• "Spoiler" alert: Carrie is going to be wearing some fugly outfits in the SATC movie.

• Your social networking habit is worth $10B, which is, incidentally, the approximate value of all that time wasted annually on social networking.

• How is Kanye West like a nervous teenage girl before a first date? Answer: Both of them take FOREVER to get ready, desperately need their friends' approval and change their outfit a zillion times.

• Trump's upcoming new magazine to cater to "wealthy readers." Who would have guessed??