• Michael Jackson looking almost…presentable.

• Rumor has it there were massive layoffs at Seventeen magazine's production department. Unfortunately, staffers were too busy discussing last night's Gossip Girl to confirm/deny.

• Tired of living in a bubble where Out, The Advocate and HX don't exist, Neal Boulton takes it upon himself to create the first-ever magazine written exclusively for gays.

• It's all relative, but at least magazines are doing all right. Well, sort of.

• Fact: More than three times as many black people live in jail than in college dorms. Also a fact: the aforementioned "fact" doesn't take into account college students who live off campus. Or commute to school. Or, well, anything.

• Vanessa Hudgens makes her first post-scandal appearance; everyone tries their best not to blatantly stare at her crotch.

• You've tried the search, now try the smell. Introducing Google: For men.