• "Get this: we'll make any excuse to use a countertop grill and have an aging boxer promote it." "Hasn't that been done before?" "Never with Evander Holyfield!"

• Comedy Central put a profile of Sarah Silverman on Jdate. They really know their audience: single Jewish men with an interest in critical women.

• A Vegan cart won this year's Vendy awards, but the other contestants weren't serving real meat anyway.

• Bill Clinton's sex appeal extends to straight men; Hillary's remains limited to Bill Clinton.

• Tom Green gets his own Web television show, which is surprising because we sort of thought he was dead.

• Tourist trap turns 100 today.