• Baby Zahara gives her parents a hand, officially becomes our favorite Jolie-Pitt.

• Finally, the general public heeds the warning of film critics across the country, consciously avoids seeing The Heartbreak Kid.

• Despite his early retirement, Michael Vick is still leaving football with a legacy. Of course, said "legacy" involves having his name be synonymous with animal cruelty, rather than a Superbowl dynasty.

• Google shatters the hopes/dreams of tech-nerds everywhere by announcing that they have no intention of building a phone.

• Not even Halle Berry can make morning sickness sexy.

• And last but not least, here's an artist's (slightly idealized) rendering of the Spice Girls' very own private jet.

[Image via INF Daily]