• The only thing more boring than watching the Republican Debate is live-blogging it.

• A persuasive young boy talks his own kidnapper out of strangling him.

• Pretty soon women who watch the MSG network at home are going to suing for sexual harassment.

• Charlie Sheen spent $6,000 on a sex doll.

Remember when Brad and Angelina were going to rebuild New Orleans armed solely with their collective attractiveness? Well now they scratched that plan and they're living in the Waldorf.

• An Alabama reverend was found dead in his own home. With a giant dildo still inside of him.