• This somewhat-belated parody of "Dick in the Box" is the catchiest song we've heard since 2006. And now IvyGate has finally unmasked the Box behind the Box.
• Unwaware that everyone's "had enough" of the Rosie/Barbara saga, Condi's precious Fox News reports that O'Donnell will likely not to be renewing her contract with The View.
• Check out these pics of David and Victoria Beckhams (possible) new L.A. crib! Friends are already describing the lux accommodations as "a Scientologist's wet dream."
•. Sienna Miller: the hardest non-working actress in Hollywood.
• Courtney Cox gets by with a little help from her Friends ; Jennifer Aniston agrees to guest-star on an upcoming episode of Dirt.**
• Separated at birth: Ellen DeGeneres…and Pepe Le Pew?
**assuming it doesn't get cancelled
Editorial Director
In a vain apparent attempt to be funny, the girl behind this video declared on her own blog (www.myboxinabox.com) that she is not in fact Melissa Lamb, a sophomore at Penn and that it is her twin sister in the video, named Bunny. Unlikely and uh, might I add, not funny. I had higher hopes from the girl who put this video up. (Go IvyGate for unearthing the info and myspace for being easier to use for stalking than facebook.) As an alumus of the fine institution that also will be giving her a degree, thanks for the publicity Melissa, it will sure help us reach the number 4 spot in the rankings again.