Jiblets: Alanis Morissette Calls Off Her Engagement, Continues To Mistake Sadness, Disappointment For Irony
• Ryan Reynolds dumps fiance Alanis Morissette for refusing to go down on him in a theater.
• Vanessa Minnillo drops the F bomb again after Nick Lachey is approached by a J. Simp lookalike.
• And here's what it feels like to accidentally ogle Denise Richards' vagina.
• Gabrielle Union wants the world to know she and Derek Jeter aren't dating; they're just fuckbuddies, like Diddy and Sienna Miller.
• Bill Gates denies that all PC users are "dullards." Then a third grade bully screams, 'Only nerds use words like "dullards," GEEK!'
• Sienna Miller shoves a photog for catching her with her pants on.
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Alanis is a CUNT! I hope she gets
CANCER and dies!
Call me Ryan, my ass is
tighter than that old hag!
VOTE FOR ME:
http://www.genremagazine.com/G.....eman_id=86
At least Alanis gets the chance to find someone who's not prettier than her.
Thats pretty brutal Neil & Damn…What Did Alanis ever do to you? I find her hot and Talented. I Think they broke up because the SPARK from their coupling in Hollywood Four Years Ago Fizzled Out. And The Break Up puts their name back in the News and on the Market. And if you notice just in time for Ryan's New Movie 'Smokin Aces'. As they say theirs no such thing as bad publicity when you are A list celebrities. I Still love you both Alanis and Ryan! –p.s. Neil Your Just Jealous That Alanis Could Have His —- Everything. ;-)